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Monday, November 10, 2008

Jokes Collections....

updates on 10 nov 08

onmouseout="this.start()"> 1) Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

2) Dulhan: Aaj mujhe itna khush karo k main sari zindagi yaad rakhoon.
Santa saari raat gud gudi karta raha.

2)Santa: Mujhe phone par dhamkiyan mil rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh?
Santa: BSNL wale bolte hai bill na bhara to kaat denge!!.

3) What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."

4) What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

5) Keep the school clean ... stay home!

6) Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

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